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Elizabeth Bathory - The Blood Countess of Transylvania, and basis for the Dracula/vampire myth.

The Winged Hussars - One of the most feared cavalry regiments of all time.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi - Peasant-turned-samurai unified all of Japan under one ruler.

Tlahuicole - Tough Aztec-fighting warrior who chose duty and honor over his own survival.

Hayreddin Barbarossa - The peasant who became a pirate, and then became the Grand Admiral of the Turkish Navy.

Jean de Valette - Medieval commander who led 100 Knights Hospitaller in a brave defense against 200,000 Turkish warriors.

Chief Lapu-Lapu - Bitch-slapped Magellan for trying to edge in on his turf, and asserted Filipinos as motherfuckers not to be trifled with.

Hanzo Hattori - The father of all ninjas.

Yi Soon Shin - Kickass Korean admiral and major thorn in Japan's balls during the 16th century.

Sir Francis Drake - Took down the Spanish Armada with nothing but ambition and a bunch of ships he set on fire.

Akbar the Great - Indian emperor who un-fucked a lot of India.

Honda Tadakatsu - Veteran of 100 battles and Tokugawa's most hardcore samurai.

Babur - Founder of the Mughal Empire and one of the toughest Central Asian warlords in history.

Grutte Pier - When his house was burned down and his family murdered, this seven-foot Dutchman turned pirate and kicked ass with a 35-pound greatsword.

King Naresuan - National hero of Thailand saved his people by fighting a duel on the back of an elephant.

Haast's Eagle - A man-sized eagle that was notorious for carrying off Maori women and children and eating them.

Kennyo Kosa - No-nonsense warrior-monk who led a sect of militant Buddhists against the toughest warlord in Japanese history.

Tycho Brahe - Mad scientist, evil genius, pioneer of astronomy.

Hernan Cortez - Conquistador who conquered the New World's most badass civilization with 600 soldiers.

The Swiss Pikemen - The most dangerous infantry unit of the Middle Ages.

Selim the Grim - Bloody Ottoman Sultan who doubled the size of his empire and destroyed his enemies without mercy.

Isabella of Castile - Seized the throne of Castile, drove the Moors from Spain, created the Inquisition, and financed the discovery of the New World.

Gonzalo Guerrero - Hardcore Spanish mercenary shipwrecks on the Mexican shore, becomes war leader of the Mayans.

Date Masamune - Eyepatch-wearing Japanese samurai who kicked ass in the service of two shoguns.

Mochizuki Chiyome - After her husband dies in battle, this woman creates a school to train badass female ninjas in the fine art of espionage and face-stabbing.

Oda Nobunaga - The Demon King of Feudal Japan.

Drukpa Kunley - The Patron Saint of Bhutan brought the teaching of Buddhism to the people of the land... With his boner.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Cardinal Richelieu - The diabolical mastermind who turned France from a bankrupt war-torn country into the most dominant political superpower on the European continent.

Nikola Zrinski - The "Slavic Leonidas", the national hero of Croatia led 3000 men in a desperate last stand against the seemingly-endless forces of Suleiman the Magnificent.





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