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Dick Winters - Hero of Band of Brothers.

Gordon and Shughart - Delta Force snipers who fought a heroic last stand in Mogadishu.

Salvatore Giunta - The first living recipient of the Medal of Honor since Vietnam.

William McBryar - Buffalo soldier and twenty-year U.S. Army veteran, he received a Medal of Honor fighting the Apache and was one of the first black officers in the history of the U.S. military.

Dwight H. Johnson - Vietnam War tanker who got out of his tank to fight off an ambush with his pistol.

Leonard A. Funk - U.S. paratrooper who took out 40 Germans in 60 seconds.

Lewis Millett - Veteran of three wars led the last bayonet charge in U.S. history.

Bruce Crandall - Gutsy helicopter pilot repeatedly flew into a hot LZ to save his men.

Ron Speirs - The cold-blooded Captain of Easy Company.

Seth E. Howard - Green Beret fought off terrorist ambush with a sniper rifle and a rocket launcher.

Harriet Tubman - Fearless conductor of the Underground Railroad.

Zachary Taylor - 40-year military veteran, war hero, and 12th President of the United States.

Rick Rescorla - A true American hero (from Britain).

George S. Patton - US general in World War II, and whose actions define what it is to have balls.

Alvin York - Single-handedly killed 28 German soldiers and captured 132 more in a single day, no big deal.

Jose M. Lopez - Single-handedly killed a dickload of Germans with a machine gun during WWII.

Andrew Jackson - United States President who didn't mind an occasional bullet to the chest, and would shoot your shit down if you looked at him wrong.

Leigh Ann Hester - American MP who was the first woman to earn a silver star since WWII.

Audie Murphy - The most decorated soldier in American history.

David Bleak - Combat medic who took down the enemy with his bare hands in order to save his buddies.

Joe Medicine Crow - The last surviving War Chief of the Crow Tribe.

Daniel Inouye - WWII Japanese-American killed 25 Germans with one arm.

Sergeant Stubby - Pit bull terrier who saved hundreds of lives in WWI.

Teddy Roosevelt - Adventurer, explorer, soldier, American President, Medal of Honor recipient, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Warren G.H. Crecy - The baddest man in the 761st Tank Battalion, this guy was a Nazicidal maniac who mowed through the enemy and forgot about taking names.

John Matrix - After terrorists kidnapped Alissa Milano, Arnold had to blow their heads off with a rocket launcher.

Drew Dix - The lone Green Beret who single-handedly saved a South Vietnamese town from the Tet Offensive.

Vernon J. Baker - The only living black WWII soldier to receive the Medal of Honor, this guy personally led an assault on a fortified German castle.

Jacklyn H. Lucas - Dude jumps on two grenades, falls out of an airplane. Survives.

Basil Plumley - 35-year Army veteran of three wars, decorated 40 times for bravery.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Oscar Charleston - The greatest and most badass baseball player you've never heard of.

Roy Benavidez - One of the toughest war heroes in American history.

Lyle Bouck - 18 American recon troops hold off the entire 1st SS Panzer Corps in the opening hours of the Battle of the Bulge.

Fat Henry Knox - Commander of the Continental Artillery, first Secretary of War, and original American gangsta.

Tibor Rubin - Hungarian-born Concentration Camp survivor turned American war hero.

George Welch - One of the only American pilots to fight back during Pearl Harbor.

Larry Thorne - Finnish Special Forces commando fought the Reds while serving with three different countries in World War II and Vietnam.

Narcisco Ortilano - One Filipino warrior vs. an entire squad of Japanese infantry. Who ya got?

Charles C. Rogers - When the NVA threatened to overrun American artillery at a critical firebase, this 40 year-old math major met them with a bayonet and an assault rifle.

Francis Marion - The Swamp Fox, this take-no-prisoners American guerrilla warrior made life miserable for British forces across South Carolina.

Bennie Adkins - 86 hours of combat, 18 wounds, 145 enemy soldiers killed, one Medal of Honor awarded 48 years after the fact.

Douglas MacArthur - Fifty-two years of service, seventeen medals for bravery, a half-dozen outlaw shootouts, two World Wars, and the battle for Korea. One of America's most famous, controversial, and badass generals.

Aaron Burr - The most badass Vice President in American history.

The Battle of Gettysburg - The epic turning point of a war to determine the fate of America forever.

Thomas Ward Custer - George Armstrong Custer's younger brother was the first man in American history to receive two Medals of Honor. He earned them both in the same week.

Andrew Busic - When Taliban attacked his forward operating base in Afghanistan, he drove straight at them in a pickup truck.

Ben L. Salomon - U.S. Army dentist turn surgeon who head-butted an enemy soldier for threatening one of his patients.

The AH-64 Apache - The world's deadliest attack helicopter.

Spencer Stone - When a mass-murdering terrorist pulled an AK-47 on a train car full of passengers, this guy and his buddies literally said "Fuck this shit" and put an end to it.

Joshua Wheeler - 20-year veteran of Delta Force who received 11 Bronze Stars and participated in a raid that saved 75 civilians from execution at the hands of ISIS.

Virginia Hall - 30 year CIA and OSS veteran who spent all of WWII working behind German lines with the French Resistance. She's the most-decorated female spy in American history, and she did it all with a wooden leg.

Edward L. Baker - Lars Ulrich's great-godfather was a hardcore Old West Buffalo Soldier Sergeant-Major who fought Apaches under Geronimo and stormed San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt.

William R. Lawley - With his crew injured, his aircraft on fire, and his controls shot to pieces, a wounded B-17 pilot tenaciously attempts fights to get bring his crew home alive.

John Coffee Hays - One of the toughest and most celebrated Texas Rangers on the Wild West frontier.

Joe Beyrle - After escaping a Nazi POW camp, this American Paratrooper joined up with the Red Army and continued kicking Fascist ass.





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