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Dick Winters - Hero of Band of Brothers.

Skanderbeg - Albania's national hero is personally credited with killing over 3,000 men in combat.

Tommy Prince - The most hardcore man in the Devil's Brigade.

Jan Zizka - The One-Eyed Czech asskicker.

Gordon and Shughart - Delta Force snipers who fought a heroic last stand in Mogadishu.

Toussaint L'Ouverture - The slave who liberated Haiti.

SEAL Team Six - The United States' elite counter-terrorist task force.

Albert Jacka - The most decorated Aussie of World War I.

Dipprasad Pun - Gurkha soldier fights off 30 Taliban with a machine gun and grenades.

Dudley Morton - WWII U.S. submarine commander who once destroyed an enemy ship with Molotov cocktails.

Judah Maccabee - Jewish warrior leads revolt against the Selucids to avenge the desecration of the holiest temple in his religion.

The 21 Sikhs - 21 Sikhs fight a last stand against 10,000 rampaging tribesmen.

Gaius Marius - The Second Founder of Rome and all-around Classical asskicker.

Witold Urbanowicz - Daring commander of the Polish 303 Squadron during the Battle of Britain.

Hans-Ulrich Rudel - The most decorated combat pilot ever.

Anna Yegorova - WWII Sturmovik pilot and Heroine of the Soviet Union.

John Basilone - Marine Corps legend and hero of Guadalcanal and Iwo Jima.

Leo Major - One-man Canadian wrecking crew during WWII.

Charles Upham - The only infantryman to win the Victoria Cross twice.

Lewis Millett - Veteran of three wars led the last bayonet charge in U.S. history.

Mitchell Paige - One Marine on Guadalcanal takes on 2,500 Japanese and wins.

Henry T. Elrod - WWII Marine Aviator takes on 22 planes by himself over Wake Island, then leads infantry in a desperate last stand.

Paddy Mayne - Founding member of the SAS and hardcore WWII commando.

Smokey Smith - Canadian hero of World War II took on an entire company of Panzers... and won.

Edwin J. Hill - Navy Boatswain saved his ship from destruction during the raid on Pearl Harbor.

Marcus Cassius Scaeva - The most badass of Julius Caesar's Centurions.

The Duke of Wellington - One of Britain's all-time greatest heroes and the man who put an end to Napoleon's antics.

Jean de Valette - Medieval commander who led 100 Knights Hospitaller in a brave defense against 200,000 Turkish warriors.

Marquis de Lafayette - With a major axe to grind on England's face, Lafayette joined forces with George Washington during the American Revolution to help cock slap the British.

Billy Bishop - Bishop kicked German ass in the skies, notching kills left and right, fighting The Red Baron's squad, and living to tell the tale.

George S. Patton - US general in World War II, and whose actions define what it is to have balls.

Chesty Puller - Rose through the ranks of the Marines from Private to three star General, busting all kinds of balls along the way.

Adnan bin Saidi - Staved the Japanese military off for two days with not much more than bayonets, brute force, and balls.

Alvin York - Single-handedly killed 28 German soldiers and captured 132 more in a single day, no big deal.

Benjamin O. Davis, Jr. - Flipped a large middle finger to segregation and became the first African-American general of the United States Air Force.

Voytek the Soldier Bear - It's a bear that was a soldier. There is no other comparison to how cool that is.

Yogender Singh Yadav - Scaled a mountain to save his country in the amount of time it takes Chuck Norris to take a shit.

William Wallace - The pioneer of the quest for Scottish independence, Wallace whipped out his six foot claymore and equivalently sized dick to fight the English.

Xie Jinyuan - No nonsense officer during the Battle of Shanghai who didn't take shit from anyone. Especially the Japanese.

William Travis - Fought alongside other badasses like Davy Crockett and James Bowie in the Battle of the Alamo. They were all disappointed to find out that there is no basement in the Alamo.

Roland - One of the few people who make the French look awesome.

Wolf the Quarrelsome - Slaughtered away the Vikings to free Ireland from any Viking dominion.

Yi Soon Shin - Kickass Korean admiral and major thorn in Japan's balls during the 16th century.

El Cid Campeador - Spanish military commander who busted serious heads in Spain during the 11th century.

Hector of Troy - Trojan prince with a fight resume that would make you piss yourself.

Ahmad Shah Massoud - The best thing that ever happened to Afghanistan.

Pancho Villa - Tried to take the corrupt rulers out of Mexico. At least he tried.

Thain MacDowell - One of the bravest Canadian badasses in World War I. Proving that the Canadians weren't nice all the time.

Jean Danjou - Commander of the French Foreign Legion so badass the nation of France leads an annual parade with his fake hand.

Lyudmila Pavlichenko - Female Russian sniper with a dickload of confirmed kills.

Spartacus - Became a HUGE pain in the ass to the Romans after they fucked him over, lead a massive slave rebellion.

Joan of Arc - The French Joan of Arc.

Juan Pajota - Filipino guerilla fighter who freed a shit load of American POW's from a Japanese camp.

Jose M. Lopez - Single-handedly killed a dickload of Germans with a machine gun during WWII.

John Paul Jones - The most balls-out naval commander in American history.

Cincinnatus - Fixed Rome up real good, and in 16 days flat.

Dan Daly - One of only two people to receive the medal of honor twice.

Odysseus - The Trojan war wasn't even enough of an adventure for this guy.

Leigh Ann Hester - American MP who was the first woman to earn a silver star since WWII.

Giuseppe Garibaldi - Didn't matter what country he was in, he wanted some freedom goddamnit.

Eddie Chapman - Ex-criminal that provided priceless information to the British during WWII.

Audie Murphy - The most decorated soldier in American history.

Simo Häyhä - More confirmed kills than anyone else in any other war. Just sayin'.

Zvika Greengold - Fought for Israel in the Yom Kippur War, and helped stave off the Syrians with seemingly no regard for personal safety, and with a giant set of balls.

Ali ibn Abi Talib - The first male convert to Islam and one of Mohammad's most powerful and revered warriors.

Crazy Horse - Fought bravely in the Battle of Little Big Horn for the land rights of his people.

Joe Medicine Crow - The last surviving War Chief of the Crow Tribe.

Daniel Inouye - WWII Japanese-American killed 25 Germans with one arm.

Sergeant Stubby - Pit bull terrier who saved hundreds of lives in WWI.

Trấn Hưng Đạo - Vietnamese commander who defeated the Mongols by impaling their fleet on iron stakes.

Viktor Leonov - Spetsnaz Naval officer and two-time Hero of the Soviet Union.

Honda Tadakatsu - Veteran of 100 battles and Tokugawa's most hardcore samurai.

Germanicus - The Roman Empire's most celebrated warrior.

Dakota Meyer - The first Marine since Vietnam to receive the Medal of Honor and live to tell the tale.

Teddy Roosevelt - Adventurer, explorer, soldier, American President, Medal of Honor recipient, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Warren G.H. Crecy - The baddest man in the 761st Tank Battalion, this guy was a Nazicidal maniac who mowed through the enemy and forgot about taking names.

Charles XII of Sweden - Immune to pain and defeat, this guy single-handedly made Sweden a national power, then made sure that when he went down the entire country went down in flames with him.

The 300 Spartans - The famous last stand of King Leonidas and his 300 badasses.

Hannibal - One of the greatest military minds in history, Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants and then crushed the Romans on their own turf.

Lu Bu - The most feared blood-raging berserker warrior of Three Kingdoms China.

Saladin - Scourge of the Crusaders and the greatest Muslim military commander since Mohammad.

Brian R. Chontosh - This guy single-handedly wiped out an entire company of Iraqi infantry by kicking the shit out of them and then killing them with their own guns.

Drew Dix - The lone Green Beret who single-handedly saved a South Vietnamese town from the Tet Offensive.

Sekonaia Takavesi - Fijian SAS hero single-handedly held off 200 communists with an anti-tank cannon.

Commander Shepard - I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the Internet.

Slade Cutter - All-American football player and hardcore WWII submarine commander.

The Duke of Caxias - The greatest war hero in Brazilian history, this rebellion-quelling military commander personally led a hardcore cavalry charge at the age of 64.

Joe Foss - 26-kill WWII fighter ace, former commissioner of the AFL, and one-time president of the NRA.

Ignacio Zaragoza - Hero of the Battle of Puebla and the reason why Cinco de Mayo is a holiday.

John Hunyadi - The White Knight of Hungary.

Yue Fei - China's ultra-loyal, ultra-tragic barbarian-quelling warlord.

Sir Isaac Brock - Balls-out "Hero of Upper Canada" who captured Detroit during the War of 1812 without losing a single man.

Casimir Pulaski - Polish rebel who invented American Cavalry and led a Legion of European lancers in the American Revolution.

Jacklyn H. Lucas - Dude jumps on two grenades, falls out of an airplane. Survives.

John Nicholson - Victorian British war hero who kept a human head on his desk and hunted tigers with a sword.

Basil Plumley - 35-year Army veteran of three wars, decorated 40 times for bravery.

Robin Olds - Three-time ace and USAF legend who obliterated everything from Nazi Me-109s to MiG-21 jet fighters.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Desmond Doss - Combat medic receives the Medal of Honor for single-handedly carrying 75 wounded men out of a raging warzone.

Frederick Hobson - Canadian Sergeant takes on an entire company of German soldiers with a shovel and a bayonet.

Roy Benavidez - One of the toughest war heroes in American history.

Clifford Wooldridge - U.S. Marine beats Taliban fighter to death with his own machine gun. Do you need anything more than that?

Michiel de Ruyter - Dutch Admiral who commanded ships in 7 wars and once stole the flagship of the English Navy from its home port.

Battle off Samar - With the American invasion of the Philippines hanging in the balance, seven daring destroyer captains desperately hurl themselves against the biggest Japanese battleship fleet ever put to sea.

M. M. Alam - The only man to ever become Ace in a Day from the cockpit of a jet fighter.

Fat Henry Knox - Commander of the Continental Artillery, first Secretary of War, and original American gangsta.

Adrian Carton de Wiart - Psychotic one-eyed British Army officer wounded 11 times in 3 wars across 3 continents.

Bhakti Thapa - 74 year-old Gurkha charges into battle with the Chinese, Sikhs, and British armed with a kukri knife and a double-barreled shotgun.

Mariya Oktyabrskaya - When Nazis killed her husband, she bought a tank.

Tibor Rubin - Hungarian-born Concentration Camp survivor turned American war hero.

Larry Thorne - Finnish Special Forces commando fought the Reds while serving with three different countries in World War II and Vietnam.

Brian Wood - Ambushed from two sides and pinned down by machine gun and RPG fire, this British infantryman resolved to cut his way out or die trying.

Nina Onilova - Ukrainian orphan girl emulates her favorite movie hero by wasting Nazis with a belt-fed machine gun.

Douglas MacArthur - Fifty-two years of service, seventeen medals for bravery, a half-dozen outlaw shootouts, two World Wars, and the battle for Korea. One of America's most famous, controversial, and badass generals.

Klondike Joe Boyle - Yukon gold-mining Secret Agent who managed a Stanley Cup hockey team, outfitted a WWI machine gun company, stole the Romanian crown jewels from a vault in Moscow, one fought a shark with a knife.

The Battle of Gettysburg - The epic turning point of a war to determine the fate of America forever.

Thomas Ward Custer - George Armstrong Custer's younger brother was the first man in American history to receive two Medals of Honor. He earned them both in the same week.

Avigdor Kahalani - One of the greatest armored warfare heroes in history, he held of an entire enemy tank brigade with just 30 tanks.

Andrew Busic - When Taliban attacked his forward operating base in Afghanistan, he drove straight at them in a pickup truck.

Georgy Zhukov - The man who won World War II.

Georgy Zhukov - The man who won World War II.

Georgy Zhukov - The man who won World War II.

William Marshal - "The Greatest Knight that Ever Lived", he survived his first siege at age 5 and served as the main asskicker to five English kings.

Ben L. Salomon - U.S. Army dentist turn surgeon who head-butted an enemy soldier for threatening one of his patients.

Jacob Pavlov - One man. One building. One million Nazis.

Douglas Bader - 20-kill fighter ace and Battle of Britain hero who kicked German ass despite losing both of his legs in a flying accident.

Joshua Wheeler - 20-year veteran of Delta Force who received 11 Bronze Stars and participated in a raid that saved 75 civilians from execution at the hands of ISIS.

John Ripley - Single-handedly stopped an entire NVA armored division by climbing hand-over-hand under a 200-meter bridge to blow it up with explosives.

Sir Garnet Wolseley - Victorian-Era British officer who won epic campaigns from China to Canada and accomplished more heroic shit in a weekend than most soldiers do in a lifetime.

Edward L. Baker - Lars Ulrich's great-godfather was a hardcore Old West Buffalo Soldier Sergeant-Major who fought Apaches under Geronimo and stormed San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt.

William R. Lawley - With his crew injured, his aircraft on fire, and his controls shot to pieces, a wounded B-17 pilot tenaciously attempts fights to get bring his crew home alive.

Big Bill Speakman - When Big Bill ran out of grenades, he single-handedly held off an entire Chinese brigade by throwing beer bottles and rocks at them.





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